How it feels to be a entrepreneur most of the time

  1. Like repeating the punchline to your joke a second time to make sure everyone heard it and being glad you did, cuz c’mon, it was hilarious.

  2. Like when your mom used to tell you not to do that one thing so now that’s the only thing you can think about. Sorry, mom.

  3. Like that horrifying dream where you show up to school in your underwear, except you’re wearing amazing underwear and everyone strips down to join you.  

  4. Like giving a new friend an affectionate nickname a little too soon.

  5. Like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

  6. Like you’re trying to talk to someone with headphones in.

  7. Like attempting to take a cute selfie and all the passersby stop and watch you find your angles.

  8. Like everyone around you in this quiet museum is tip-toeing but for some reason you’re tap dancing.

  9. Like cooking an elaborate dinner for your spouse that tells you they stopped at McDonald’s on the way home.

  10. Like adopting an adorable, new puppy that chews through your coffee table leg but then builds you a new one while you’re sleeping.